being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
And the money to buy what I wanna wear
And actually the size to wear what I wanna wear
I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT
THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
Obama may be ignorant and fucking up right now but it’d be literal hell if Romney had won, that I can guaran-fucking-tee you
ITS BEEN TEN YEARs
ten years? already?
I still think this is one of the best movie entrances ever
so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away
anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away
so im just gonna walk around like this forever
ive stopped fighting it
get this post to 100,000 notes
god fucking damnit