THIS is how you do grammar-nerdery, instead of policing people’s grammatical errors
They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high.
Perfect couple is perfect.
Perfectly perfect perfection.
Actual footage of gays destroying America
Thar last one is insane
I expect nothing less.
THE SNITCH ONE OH MY GOD
I will say no if you don’t propose with the snitch or the har
being a girl is really fucking expensive
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES
hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
And the money to buy what I wanna wear
And actually the size to wear what I wanna wear
I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming