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The Science of Seduction

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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

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sassy-rising-angel:

castielonfire:

ducksareinsane:

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

amen.

And the money to buy what I wanna wear

And actually the size to wear what I wanna wear

(Source: teen16s, via sherlockbringthejam)

0hhgodpleaseshutup:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

(Source: copano, via deadrobinclub)

Daniel Sharman’s Ice Bucket Challenge

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reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

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ccoastal:

hanars:

luckykrys:

thecreach:

luckykrys:

"Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck."
Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

How dare women try to have nipples.

Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.
Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know. 
alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

(Source: iraffiruse, via a-mess-of-fandoms)

Today, I was wearing a floor length skirt. There's this fantastic girl in my 3rd grade class who is Egyptian, and wears a hijab and a long skirt everyday. There are a few other Muslim kids, but most of the girls don't dress like that. She is the only one in her class who wears it every day.
Girl: I like your skirt!
Me: Thank you!
Girl: I'm surprised that you are wearing a long skirt.
Me: ... Why?
Girl: Because you are cool. And long skirts are weird. The other kids call me weird for wearing a long skirt every day.
Me: I don't think long skirts are weird. I think they are cool. And pretty. And fancy.
Girl: (turns to the class and yells) EVERYBODY! I'M NOT WEIRD, I'M FANCY!

anasylumteaparty:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

Obama may be ignorant and fucking up right now but it’d be literal hell if Romney had won, that I can guaran-fucking-tee you

(via riddikulusly-sherlocked)

arialenelove:

keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks:

fuocogo:

ITS BEEN TEN YEARs

ten years? already?

I still think this is one of the best movie entrances ever

(via moriarty-and-his-tea)

coffeecupsandllamas:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away

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anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away

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so im just gonna walk around like this forever

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“HEY GUYS”

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ive stopped fighting it

get this post to 100,000 notes

god fucking damnit

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(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

ms-doodle-pants:

mellrak:

i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif

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i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants

“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”

(Source: zaynsdulhan, via youbig-turdblossom)